she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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