this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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