You made me cry and you don't even care
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
too bad you live with your parents still
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
A bitchslap is in order.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize