Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Randomize
