How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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