Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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