normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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