It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Randomize
