People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize
