is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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