Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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