Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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