i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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