If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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