Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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