Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I just gargled with NyQuil
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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