I seem to have left my pride at pride
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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