Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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