about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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