She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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