If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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