some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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