No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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