Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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