So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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