This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Randomize
