Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Houston, we have a squirter
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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