Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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