are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
