i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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