I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Randomize
