omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
