my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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