She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
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