Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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