Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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