? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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