I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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