im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
high people should be assigned attendants
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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