It's Friday. Sex?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
