if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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