I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Holy sore nipples Batman
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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