But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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