Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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