id be glad to
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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