Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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