How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
do nipples grow back?
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