I hope mine doesn't look like that
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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