so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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