So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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