why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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