Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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