the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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