Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
be right there i have to get my cape
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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