I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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